• High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.
  • me every night: man i am gonna get up so on time tomorrow im gonna be so chill fuck the rush
  • me every morning: fuck this and fuck you im going back to sleep im quitting my job goodbye outside world i am now a bed human

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall


@jeromejarre: "IF YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME & YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT MOVIE I AM FROM, DON’T ASK A PICTURE WHILE I’M TRYING TO EAT CHIPOTLE"

@jeromejarre"IF YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME & YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT MOVIE I AM FROM, DON’T ASK A PICTURE WHILE I’M TRYING TO EAT CHIPOTLE"