sees cute animal
sees a bug
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
- me every night: man i am gonna get up so on time tomorrow im gonna be so chill fuck the rush
- me every morning: fuck this and fuck you im going back to sleep im quitting my job goodbye outside world i am now a bed human
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
organic milk bags
monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about
@jeromejarre: "IF YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME & YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT MOVIE I AM FROM, DON’T ASK A PICTURE WHILE I’M TRYING TO EAT CHIPOTLE"